>This update is brought to us by my friend Anna Maria. I believe she was riding the 66 Express from the U District, but the route number is beside the point, the key word here is EXPRESS. Anna admits she was slightly disappointed that she had to wait for the severely obese woman’s wheelchair to board on the lift, as she was in a hurry. At any rate, the woman boarded the bus labeled EXPRESS, the bus driver said as she boarded, “This is the Express, last stop until downtown Seattle!” and then of course, half way down East Lake, the woman rings the bell.
Driver: “I’m sorry Ma’am, this is the Express, no stops until downtown.”
Woman: (Irate) “THEN YOU NEED TO TELL ME IT’S A FUCKING EXPRESS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!”.
Driver: (As woman is still cursing) “Next stop, downtown.”
And the rest of the ride is a fun-filled curse fest!