A homeless man complete with a long dirty trench coat and brown paper bag propositioned me while waiting for the bus at 3rd and Bell. “Damn girl, you like to go out to dinner and do nice things?” he asked. “Uh, yeah I guess” I say. “Why don’t you give me your number and I will take you out!” he says. “You have a phone?” I ask, suddenly curious. “Shoot, I’ll use a pay phone girl!”.
That really boosted my ego.